WHAT DAVID WILL DO NEXT????

We admit David Blaine’s talents baffle us. Holding our breath was something we did to get our way—it didn’t—and it sure as hell never got us on Oprah or into the Guinness World Records.
We liked him better when he did card tricks.
That said, we are curious about where he can take his world record-shattering brand of magical performance art.
What should he tackle next?
Smash the record for most snow globes owned? That's just 1,888 orbs.
Break the barrier for longest ear hair? A mere 5.2 bushy inches!
Disappear and never be found? This may take a while, but we can totally wait.
We give up. What do you think this guy should do now???